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Poor Irene. She went to have dinner with her boyfriends’ parents. Her boyfriend set fire to a pile of leaves and it resulted in a fire that killed his mother. Now she finds out that said boyfriend is a werewolf. I’d say “still a better love story than Twilight” for the memes, but I’m not certain if it is better…

I mean it’s Sims 2 canon that she dies by fire 😂

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Mortimer introduces his girlfriend to his parents. So far so good! She has the Family aspiration so there isn’t really any “risks” here, unless ACR decides to fuck things up.

If she does end up marrying him I guess I’ll have to give her a small makeover… Nothing dramatic because I want her to keep that… Funke look, but just something to add a little bit of Goth to her.

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Parker graduates university with a decent grade in Drama, so I decided to move him back home. As in, back into his parents’ house. Because he is such a slob, I don’t think he can handle living alone.

River, meanwhile, moves into her own tiny little house, having graduated Art with a mediocre GPA. She doesn’t have energy to pick up a book on anger management yet. Until then, at least she has some pink flamingo decorations to kick. Maybe it will calm those murder urges.

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I made them talk to each other, which was the nicer of River’s wants. Thought perhaps this would make her have second thoughts about the whole double murder thing. Remind her that she is a good sim and that violence is not the solution to her problems.

River:

“You’re right. I’ll massage him and become his friend, and then I’ll kill him.”